Several surprises/thoughts/cartoon bubbles immediately popped into Mr. Mom's large cranium:
1) How does A know what gold stars are? Such an antiquated reward system cannot be the Montessori way;
2) A is in for a life of teasing from B;
3) B can push A's buttons like no other;
4) A and B are both very twisted individuals because they both continue to subject themselves to these ongoing battles all day long, everyday; and the most shocking of all
4) B actually replied with "I want gold stars."