Thursday, September 29, 2011

Bend It Like Bennett or The "Next" Great One












Which title do you like? Both are quite possible at this point. After a very successful stint in t-ball this summer our young B has gotten heavily involved in more team sports this fall.




While attending a 2 week camp earlier this summer with his big sister, B was introduced to this funny game where people run around on a field of grass chasing a ball with odd designs all over it. The objective is apparently to try to kick said ball into a net, but this does not happen very often. After several days of observing this sporting spectacle, Mr. Mom was informed that this strange game is called soccer and that apparently millions of American youth play it. More surprisingly, many youth allegedly do so of there own free will. With a contorted look on his face, Mr. Mom thought to himself (insert your vision of a cartoon bubble here), "Interesting. A game where you can't use your hands, yet coaches use the term dribbling. Players run around constantly with minimal breaks in play or substitutions. And scoring happens as frequently as the arrival of Haley's Comet. Sounds fun."




But, he loves it. The aforementioned camp was such a success that both A&B were chomping at the bit to sign up for fall soccer and play some actual games against kids their own age. B was placed on the Lions, a team of 8 ferocious Kindergarten-age boys who have boundless amounts of energy. They practice for 45 minutes on Thursday evenings and play a 1-hour game each Saturday. If you have any exposure to Kindergarten-age boys, you realize that this is just enough time before they lose focus on the soccer ball and move onto "we're bored horse-play". It has been a great experience, despite B sometimes choosing to be a distant observer of the action. This is mostly the case when Coach designates him to play the position of Defense. In Kindergarten soccer, playing Defense is apparently code for standing around by your net paying minimal attention, because every boy that takes his turn playing Defense invariably starts dandelion-picking, people-watching, ballerina-spinning, etc. After three hotly contested games, the passion for soccer still exists. The boys are not supposed to keep score at this level (you know, everyone gets a trophy), but boys inevitably do and B will quickly tell anyone who asks that his team has won 1 game and lost 2. The highlight for us was B scoring his team's first goal in its first game. It was a solid left-footed boot on a breakaway. Look out Pele.




B's other activity is hockey. After two sessions of skating lessons in our pre-EP life and countless games of floor hockey in the basement here in spacious EP, B was openly excited to play hockey this year. As naive, clueless, rookie hockey parents, this was slightly intimidating for Mr. Mom and Mrs. Dad, but the Hopkins Hockey Association (http://www.hopkinshockey.com/) has made it virtually idiot-proof for us and we commend them for it. Great people, and to this point we have not come across stereotypical Hockey Dad yelling at his 7-year old from behind the boards during practice. Bravo.




They start them at 5 in Hopkins, although there are probably some over-achieving 4-year olds out there, and B is officially a Mini-Mite. It was Mr. Mom heaven gearing him up in full pads that first day. The highlight for B was his mouthguard, which he wore the entire time and thus could not speak clearly to any adult/coach/volunteer helping organize the crazy mass of 5-8 year-olds that comprises the pre-season hockey clinics that are currently underway. To date, it has been all skating. It is well organized and the coaches quickly segregate the kids based on skating ability after observing them for 15 minutes or so. Then an adult goes with each group and works on a particular skill. I don't know how they get it to work, but it does. Some kids are skating circles around the others and are ready for the NHL. Others can't even stand up or move. It is a great cross-section of talent. However, that has likely been little B's issue to date.




B wants to play hockey. That means have stick, hit puck, score goal. What I don't think he realized initially was that this is all done on skates while skating. After a few times of no sticks/just learning how to skate, poor B got frustrated and even had some crying sessions of "I don't want to go to hockey." Well, since Mr. Mom is a hard-ass and always forces his kids to do things they don't want to do, he had to drag B there on two different occasions. Then on the 4th day, a miracle occurred.




B could always stand up and scoot around on his own, but for some reason, taking a skating stride and pushing off to propel himself just was not there. As a result, he couldn't keep up with the older kids who were skating circles around him while they were warming up for their tryout for the MN Wild later that day. This frustrated B and compounded his sadness over hockey. He just wants to play. Then Coach Dan, the leader of the merry band of adults running the show, took an individual interest in B and physically grabbed his feet to show him how it works. Then the light bulb just turned on. It was that easy, and just took someone other than Mr. Mom showing him/telling him (already ignoring dad - great). For the rest of the day, Mr. Mom proudly watched his son, who was beaming from ear-to-ear under his helmet, skate, yes actually skate, around the rink. The best part was his smile. Just seeing him, you could tell he was thinking, "All right. I'm on my way. Now I can play with the big boys." It melted my old, crusty heart. There was a little comical element to this breakthrough though too. He is much stronger pushing off his right foot than his left. And any Physics major can tell you what happens then. He is skating around in circles. It is fantastic, and hopefully hockey can only go uphill from here.



We love you B. May you always have that enthusiasm to try/do/enjoy everything.

Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Empty Nester

School has officially begun. A, B, & C are off and Mrs. Dad is saving lives one colon at a time. That leaves Mr. Mom (as seen in this picture) free to do what he deems appropriate. Admittedly, it is a strange, eerie, somewhat melancholy feeling to be in this position, home alone for 2 hours a day Mon.-Fri., but I will do my best to take this challenge head on.

Happy 2011-2012 school year everyone. May your years of higher learning help to lead you down your chosen path, or, as in my case, to this very spot. Hello couch and ESPN, my old friends. I've missed you.

Tuesday, August 02, 2011

Easy Like Sunday Morning













What a load of B.S. The Commodores apparently did not have young children when they were crooning those fine lyrics. The last two Sunday mornings have been trying (putting it mildly) here at FroFamily, Inc.

Dateline 7/24/2011 - Preston, MN - Mr. Mom forces the family to this small MN burg for a weekend of fastpitch paradise. We are lodging in one of the two fine hotels in town because camping was ruled out for the weekend due to the potential of insufferable heat and the subsequent likelihood of severe Mr. Mom sweat/softball odor. Saturday goes very well, but come Sunday morning, hold on to you f' ing hats because all three "angels" are in full whining/arguing mode. They get the drift that their behavior might not be acceptable after Mrs. Dad retires to one of the 2 bedrooms in our palatial suite and closes the door swiftly behind herself. All was not lost though, as this sad display was followed up by a great anecdote later that morning. Scene: After Mr. Mom finished talking the kids off the ledge of insanity, we load them into the truck for a pre-game drive to check out a nearby campground so as to scout it out for future camping possibilities. On the way back into town for the next game, Mrs. Dad is having a heartfelt, wonderful, melt-your-heart conversation with the kids about how their behavior that morning was unacceptable, but we still love them unconditionally, blah, blah, blah, .... Seriously, it was great. These types of conversations are definitely one of Mrs. Dad's strong suits. But the nugget of comic relief came from the mouth of Mr. C. As Mrs. Dad was in the middle of "we love you, and ...", Mr. C pipes up, "I haf sumpin in my nose". Mr. Mom and Mrs. Dad burst out laughing, look back, and there he is, finger extraction of a solid mucous particle in progress, oblivious to the seriousness of the ongoing discussion. Classic stuff from the 2 1/2 year old mind.

Dateline - 7/31/2011 - Eden Prairie, MN - Having gone to mass the evening before, FroFamily, Inc. was home for a Sunday morning (quite the rarity). Mr. Mom and Mrs. Dad had a potentially fun day planned that was centered around going to the Stages Theater (http://www.stagestheatre.org/) production of Annie Jr. early that afternoon. Needless to say, Mr. Mom and Mrs. Dad were ready for the child portion of the day to be over by 10 a.m. We scrapped all plans to go out to eat and do various other things before the show, and were even considering not going to the show. However, our parental frugality was not willing to let already-paid-for tickets go to waste, so we forged ahead bracing ourselves for the worst. Luckily, a cast of very impressive child actors performing an abbreviated version of a Broadway classic turned out to be a big winner, and FroFamily, Inc. survived.

Can't wait to see if this Sunday brings similar fortune. Twice may be a coincidence, but three times would establish a pattern. In short, Mr. Mom has a message to Mr. Lionel Richie - next time you are a penning a sweet ballad, come over for a visit. It may just turn out to be a heavy metal song.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Our Ballerina


I had to get a quick post up so Mike's mugshot doesn't hit my eyeballs everytime I go the blog site. I have several blog posts in my head, but I suppose that doesn't help any of you in any way. I always plan to blog on Wednesday nights while Mike is at fastpitch, but the past few have found me completely wiped out, lolling on the couch, watching House Hunters or some such drivel. Here is a photo of Annalise in her ballet outfit for her first dance recital, held in early June at the Performing Arts Center at EP high school. She also had a tap routine, where she wore a hot pink terry cloth costume that looked like a towel for Splish Splash.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

America's Most Wanted

Have you seen this man? If so, or if you have any other information regarding his whereabouts, contact our tipline at 1-800-GET-HELP.

Description: Adult caucasian male in mid-30's in various states of cleanliness
Height: 6 ft.
Weight: Gradually shifting from elsewhere to his midsection
Eyes: Blue and frequently glazed over
Hair: Lacking, except on face, chest, shoulders, and back
Last Seen: Various locations throughout the Twin Cities metropolitan area with three adolescents (one female, two male), all of whom were likely whining about something
Vocal Characteristics: Monotone with a tendency to repeat himself to his companions over and over and over and over and over and over ....

The suspect is considered unarmed and relatively safe, but extreme caution should be taken. Suspect may be lured into custody by offering beer, Chipotle burritos without beans or corn salsa, or a chance to view sports on television.

Monday, May 23, 2011

It's T Ball Season!




B is playing on a T Ball team for the first time, and is having a blast! It is so fun to watch him in ready position, field grounders, step up to bat, and run the bases. He is really having a fun time, and his coach is great! He looks so cute in his ball pants and uniform shirt. B loves being on a team. I think Mike loves seeing Bennett learn the fundamentals, and is looking forward to him joining his fastball team in 2021!

Monday, May 16, 2011

Missing Post!

The post of Annalise holding her Pirates Gold poster is missing, and from reading the blogspot blog sounds like it may be restored at some point. If not I'll have to redo it, but I'm waiting a few more days until posting again. It took me so long to start blogging again, it would kill me for all of my work to be lost. Hang in there...

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

The Cake Boss strikes again!

Bennett's Fifth Birthday cake was adorned with Spiderman. The family party guests played his game as well, supplying him with a generous supply of superheros and requisite villians. He also got some marbles, which was quite thrilling, as they previously had been restricted to fun time at G&G J's house. Bennett loves being five, and we are so proud of him. Super B, Captain B America, we love you.